• By Scary Mommy   -   May 6, 2021

  THE KIDS ARE ALL RIGHT - WHAT IT'S LIKE TO RAISE AN ‘ANXIOUS' TWEEN

  I'm at the dentist with my sons. They are 9 and 7 ½ at the time. My 9 year-old gets particularly anxious around anything slightly medical....

  Hospital, Dental, Child, Mental Health, Tweens, Brand-Safe

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• By Scary Mommy   -   May 6, 2021

  VIAGRA SAVED MY SEX LIFE

  I had sex twice on Sunday, once in the afternoon and once after our kids went to bed. The second time, my husband used the nipple clamp...

  Depression, Drugs, Hands, Nipples, Sex, Sex & Relationships, Brand-Safe

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• By Scary Mommy   -   May 6, 2021

  DON'T POINT TO THE ANIMAL KINGDOM TO SUPPORT YOUR HOMOPHOBIA, YOU F*CKIN WEIRDO

  “ Homosexuality is unnatural. Just look at animals! All animals have a male and a female and that's it, and humans are the same way,...

  Baby, LGBTQ, Brand-Safe

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• By Scary Mommy   -   May 6, 2021

  HOW MATH HOMEWORK BROUGHT MY TWEEN DAUGHTER AND I BACK TO EACH OTHER

  The first time my 12 year old daughter asked me about hiring a math tutor, I said “no” because... well... I'm cheap. Plus, I felt confident...

  Adolescence, General

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• By Scary Mommy   -   May 6, 2021

  WHAT THE HECK DO THESE BIZARRE PREGNANCY DREAMS ACTUALLY MEAN?!

  Anyone who has experienced pregnancy dreams knows that they are no joke. They can be so vivid...and bizarre...and absolutely terrifying....

  Sleep, Pregnant, Pregnancy, Baby, SEO

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• By Scary Mommy   -   May 6, 2021

  JOSH DUGGAR WILL BE RELEASED FROM PRISON TO AWAIT CHILD PORNOGRAPHY TRIAL

  After his arrest last week on child pornography charges, Josh Duggar has been released on bond Last week, the repulsive news broke...

  Child, News

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• By Scary Mommy   -   May 6, 2021

  MAYBE WE'RE ALL CHEUGY DEEP DOWN IN OUR HEARTS

  Basic is dead. Long live basic, and welcome the Gen Z-coined term “cheugy,” pronounced “choo-gee.” One of my work colleagues pointed...

  Eye, Fashion, Spotted, Affiliate

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• By Scary Mommy   -   May 6, 2021

  HER HIGHNESS CBD OIL GAVE ME A KIND OF PLEASURE I NEVER KNEW EXISTED

  Sure lube is great, but have you ever tried a CBD pleasure oil? Her Highness Pleasure Oil has been rocking my world since I got it,...

  Orgasm, Spotted, Affiliate

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• By Scary Mommy   -   May 6, 2021

  HERE'S WHEN YOU'RE MOST LIKELY - AND LEAST LIKELY - TO GET PREGNANT

  If you're looking to get pregnant and want to know when you should be getting busy to increase your chances of having a baby , guess...

  Baby, Pregnant, Ovulation, Pregnancy, SEO

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• By Scary Mommy   -   May 6, 2021

  PELOTON RECALLS ALL TREADMILLS AFTER A CHILD'S DEATH & SEVERAL INJURIES

  Peloton recalls their Tread and Tread+ after the death of a child and several reports of injuries Peloton sent shockwaves through the...

  Child, News

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• By Scary Mommy   -   May 6, 2021

  WHAT YOUR COVID VACCINE SIDE EFFECTS CAN TELL YOU ABOUT YOUR IMMUNE RESPONSE

  The first thing I did when I joined the ranks of the vaccinated was celebrate. The second thing I did was brace myself. Friends who'd...

  Vaccination, Sleep, Coronavirus, Brand-Safe

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• By Scary Mommy   -   May 6, 2021

  ‘AMERICAN CRIME STORY' FEATURES SARAH PAULSON IN AN ALLEGED FAT SUIT, AND I HAVE QUESTIONS

  If you haven't seen the news by now, we've gotten a glimpse of photos of Sarah Paulson in costume as Linda Tripp for the upcoming season...

  Body Image, Entertainment, Brand-Safe

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• By Scary Mommy   -   May 6, 2021

  MY DAUGHTER DIED AT SUMMER CAMP - DON'T MAKE THE SAME MISTAKES I MADE

  Trigger warning: child loss June 28, 2019 was a crisp, sunny day in Southern California. After our typical morning routine, accented...

  Eye, Bloat, Skin, Hospital, Drop, Lips, Child, Health & Wellness, Loss & Grieving, Brand-Safe

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• By Scary Mommy   -   May 6, 2021

  MOTHER & DAUGHTER ARRESTED FOR RIGGING HOMECOMING QUEEN VOTE

  Mother and daughter facing jail-time over rigged homecoming election A mother and daughter from Pensacola, Florida have both been arrested...

  Mom, Face, News, Opinion, Parenting, Social Issues, Teens

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• By Scary Mommy   -   May 6, 2021

  ‘GOOD BIRTH' IS REPLACING ‘NATURAL BIRTH' AND WE LOVE TO SEE IT

  If you or someone you know has given birth, you know the phrase “ natural birth .” People will often ask, “did you have a natural birth?”...

  Labor & Delivery, Opinion, Brand-Safe

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• By Scary Mommy   -   May 6, 2021

  ASK SCARY MOMMY: MY HUSBAND IS FANTASIZING ABOUT OUR NEXT-DOOR NEIGHBOR

  Ask Scary Mommy is Scary Mommy's advice column, where our team of “experts” answers all the questions you have about life, love, body...

  Fantasies, Ask Scary Mommy, Sex & Relationships, Brand-Safe

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• By Scary Mommy   -   May 6, 2021

  REESE WITHERSPOON'S NEW PUPPY ATE HER COUCH IN ADORABLE INSTA-STORY

  Reese Witherspoon's new black lab puppy ate her couch Puppies be chewin' amiright? File this under, reasons-I-love dogs-but-won't-ever-get-a-...

  Baby, Entertainment, Trending

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• By Scary Mommy   -   May 6, 2021

  5 WAYS TO GET YOUR KID TO ACTUALLY ENJOY READING

  It's hard to get our kids to do, well, pretty much anything. And reading is definitely one of those things, especially as they start...

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• By Scary Mommy   -   May 6, 2021

  AMY SCHUMER GETS ‘EMOTIONAL AS HELL' ABOUT HER HUSBAND ON GENE'S BIRTHDAY

  Amy Schumer has been vocal about her husband's autism, and how she'd be totally unfazed if their son is diagnosed someday, too Amy...

  Hands, Eye, Entertainment, Trending

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• By Scary Mommy   -   May 6, 2021

  GEORGE CLOONEY IS A BRAD PITT SUPERFAN IN HILARIOUS CHARITY VIDEO

  George Clooney plays the worst roommate ever in a super funny new sketch for Omaze Having George Clooney show up on your doorstep would...

  Entertainment, Trending

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