• By Scary Mommy   -   May 6, 2021

    THE KIDS ARE ALL RIGHT - WHAT IT'S LIKE TO RAISE AN ‘ANXIOUS' TWEEN

    I'm at the dentist with my sons. They are 9 and 7 ½ at the time. My 9 year-old gets particularly anxious around anything slightly medical....

    Hospital, Dental, Child, Mental Health, Tweens, Brand-Safe
  • By Scary Mommy   -   May 6, 2021

    VIAGRA SAVED MY SEX LIFE

    I had sex twice on Sunday, once in the afternoon and once after our kids went to bed. The second time, my husband used the nipple clamp...

    Depression, Drugs, Hands, Nipples, Sex, Sex & Relationships, Brand-Safe
  • By Scary Mommy   -   May 6, 2021

    DON'T POINT TO THE ANIMAL KINGDOM TO SUPPORT YOUR HOMOPHOBIA, YOU F*CKIN WEIRDO

    “ Homosexuality is unnatural. Just look at animals! All animals have a male and a female and that's it, and humans are the same way,...

    Baby, LGBTQ, Brand-Safe
  • By Scary Mommy   -   May 6, 2021

    HOW MATH HOMEWORK BROUGHT MY TWEEN DAUGHTER AND I BACK TO EACH OTHER

    The first time my 12 year old daughter asked me about hiring a math tutor, I said “no” because... well... I'm cheap. Plus, I felt confident...

    Adolescence, General
  • By Scary Mommy   -   May 6, 2021

    WHAT THE HECK DO THESE BIZARRE PREGNANCY DREAMS ACTUALLY MEAN?!

    Anyone who has experienced pregnancy dreams knows that they are no joke. They can be so vivid...and bizarre...and absolutely terrifying....

    Sleep, Pregnant, Pregnancy, Baby, SEO
  • By Scary Mommy   -   May 6, 2021

    JOSH DUGGAR WILL BE RELEASED FROM PRISON TO AWAIT CHILD PORNOGRAPHY TRIAL

    After his arrest last week on child pornography charges, Josh Duggar has been released on bond Last week, the repulsive news broke...

    Child, News
  • Maybe We're All Cheugy Deep Down In Our Hearts By Scary Mommy   -   May 6, 2021

    MAYBE WE'RE ALL CHEUGY DEEP DOWN IN OUR HEARTS

    Basic is dead. Long live basic, and welcome the Gen Z-coined term “cheugy,” pronounced “choo-gee.” One of my work colleagues pointed...

    Eye, Fashion, Spotted, Affiliate
  • Her Highness CBD Oil Gave Me A Kind Of Pleasure I Never Knew Existed By Scary Mommy   -   May 6, 2021

    HER HIGHNESS CBD OIL GAVE ME A KIND OF PLEASURE I NEVER KNEW EXISTED

    Sure lube is great, but have you ever tried a CBD pleasure oil? Her Highness Pleasure Oil has been rocking my world since I got it,...

    Orgasm, Spotted, Affiliate
  • By Scary Mommy   -   May 6, 2021

    HERE'S WHEN YOU'RE MOST LIKELY - AND LEAST LIKELY - TO GET PREGNANT

    If you're looking to get pregnant and want to know when you should be getting busy to increase your chances of having a baby , guess...

    Baby, Pregnant, Ovulation, Pregnancy, SEO
  • By Scary Mommy   -   May 6, 2021

    PELOTON RECALLS ALL TREADMILLS AFTER A CHILD'S DEATH & SEVERAL INJURIES

    Peloton recalls their Tread and Tread+ after the death of a child and several reports of injuries Peloton sent shockwaves through the...

    Child, News
  • What Your COVID Vaccine Side Effects Can Tell You About Your Immune Response By Scary Mommy   -   May 6, 2021

    WHAT YOUR COVID VACCINE SIDE EFFECTS CAN TELL YOU ABOUT YOUR IMMUNE RESPONSE

    The first thing I did when I joined the ranks of the vaccinated was celebrate. The second thing I did was brace myself. Friends who'd...

    Vaccination, Sleep, Coronavirus, Brand-Safe
  • By Scary Mommy   -   May 6, 2021

    ‘AMERICAN CRIME STORY' FEATURES SARAH PAULSON IN AN ALLEGED FAT SUIT, AND I HAVE QUESTIONS

    If you haven't seen the news by now, we've gotten a glimpse of photos of Sarah Paulson in costume as Linda Tripp for the upcoming season...

    Body Image, Entertainment, Brand-Safe
  • My Daughter Died At Summer Camp - Don't Make The Same Mistakes I Made By Scary Mommy   -   May 6, 2021

    MY DAUGHTER DIED AT SUMMER CAMP - DON'T MAKE THE SAME MISTAKES I MADE

    Trigger warning: child loss June 28, 2019 was a crisp, sunny day in Southern California. After our typical morning routine, accented...

    Eye, Bloat, Skin, Hospital, Drop, Lips, Child, Health & Wellness, Loss & Grieving, Brand-Safe
  • By Scary Mommy   -   May 6, 2021

    MOTHER & DAUGHTER ARRESTED FOR RIGGING HOMECOMING QUEEN VOTE

    Mother and daughter facing jail-time over rigged homecoming election A mother and daughter from Pensacola, Florida have both been arrested...

    Mom, Face, News, Opinion, Parenting, Social Issues, Teens
  • ‘Good Birth' Is Replacing ‘Natural Birth' And We Love To See It By Scary Mommy   -   May 6, 2021

    ‘GOOD BIRTH' IS REPLACING ‘NATURAL BIRTH' AND WE LOVE TO SEE IT

    If you or someone you know has given birth, you know the phrase “ natural birth .” People will often ask, “did you have a natural birth?”...

    Labor & Delivery, Opinion, Brand-Safe
  • By Scary Mommy   -   May 6, 2021

    ASK SCARY MOMMY: MY HUSBAND IS FANTASIZING ABOUT OUR NEXT-DOOR NEIGHBOR

    Ask Scary Mommy is Scary Mommy's advice column, where our team of “experts” answers all the questions you have about life, love, body...

    Fantasies, Ask Scary Mommy, Sex & Relationships, Brand-Safe
  • Reese Witherspoon's New Puppy Ate Her Couch In Adorable Insta-Story By Scary Mommy   -   May 6, 2021

    REESE WITHERSPOON'S NEW PUPPY ATE HER COUCH IN ADORABLE INSTA-STORY

    Reese Witherspoon's new black lab puppy ate her couch Puppies be chewin' amiright? File this under, reasons-I-love dogs-but-won't-ever-get-a-...

    Baby, Entertainment, Trending
  • By Scary Mommy   -   May 6, 2021

    5 WAYS TO GET YOUR KID TO ACTUALLY ENJOY READING

    It's hard to get our kids to do, well, pretty much anything. And reading is definitely one of those things, especially as they start...

    Sponsored
  • By Scary Mommy   -   May 6, 2021

    AMY SCHUMER GETS ‘EMOTIONAL AS HELL' ABOUT HER HUSBAND ON GENE'S BIRTHDAY

    Amy Schumer has been vocal about her husband's autism, and how she'd be totally unfazed if their son is diagnosed someday, too Amy...

    Hands, Eye, Entertainment, Trending
  • By Scary Mommy   -   May 6, 2021

    GEORGE CLOONEY IS A BRAD PITT SUPERFAN IN HILARIOUS CHARITY VIDEO

    George Clooney plays the worst roommate ever in a super funny new sketch for Omaze Having George Clooney show up on your doorstep would...

    Entertainment, Trending