• How To Handle Dick Pics Like A Boss Babe

    1 month ago - By Scary Mommy

    It took a pandemic for me to finally engage in social media. I joined Instagram last spring and instead of a neighbor coming by with a basket of muffins , here on Insta, I got welcomed by a dick pic. Thank you, kind sir.
    While I was shocked, rattled even, I had been waiting for this, wishing for it to happen. I wanted someone to send me a dick pic so I could send them something very specific in return: a photo of a pile of poop. I read about a woman who did just this and when the guy responded, “WTF?” she said, “I thought we were in a competition of who could make the other more...
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