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The Weirdest Question Someone Asked Me About My Daughter

Posted On: Jan 14, 2019   |   Posted By: Scary Mommy

The Weirdest Question Someone Asked Me About My Daughter

“What's your baby mixed with?”
I barely heard the question as I was perusing the health bar aisle. So many different bars, all claiming to keep you full or make you good at sports or magically reduce your waistline.
“Hmm? Were you talking to me?” I looked up in the direction of the voice. There was a woman standing a few feet from me, pushing a cart with toothpaste, shampoo, and some frozen dinners. Typical grocery store stuff. Her badly bleached hair was in a messy bun with bangs falling out and her jeans and jean jacket ensemble was straight out of a Kacey Musgraves song. I'd put her around 45.
“What's your baby mixed with?”
This time I knew I had heard her properly. What a weird, and incredibly inappropriate, question. But, sadly, I was somewhat used to this, and I had my answer ready.
“Oh, I honestly don't know. Could be just about anything. Not sure who her father is.”
Cue the look. The confusion in the brow line. The judgment dawning in the eyes. The slightly upturned mouth as she determines that I'm a...

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