• By Scary Mommy   -   Jun 23, 2018

    I'M SICK OF MAKING EVERY FREAKING DECISION FOR MY FAMILY

    Every weekend is the same. We let our kids lounge around in their PJ's and stay glued to their iPads until we drag our sorry asses...

    Plan, Ass, Scary Mommy 2, The Motherhood Experience
  • By Scary Mommy   -   Jun 23, 2018

    CHORE CHARTS ARE BULLSH*T, BUT HERE'S WHAT WORKS

    When I was younger, my mom was a total nag when it came to doing chores. I hated it. I swore I'd never make my kids do chores. I wouldn't...

    Plan, Mom, Elementary Years, Living, Pre-Schoolers
  • By Scary Mommy   -   Jun 23, 2018

    IDGAF IF MY SPOUSE WATCHES PORN, AND HERE'S WHY

    Porn is a hot button issue. It is often looked at as the scapegoat for intimacy issues in marriage, individuals who have socially deviant...

    Let's Talk About Sex, Love and Marriage, freedom, Marriage, porn, sex, sexuality, trust
  • By Scary Mommy   -   Jun 23, 2018

    SUPREME COURT RULING COULD IMPACT OPTIONS PROVIDED TO PREGNANT WOMEN

    In the coming weeks, the Supreme Court will be announcing their ruling on NIFLA v. Becerra -the first major women's rights case to...

    Pregnant, Pregnancy, Abortion, Women's Issues
  • By Scary Mommy   -   Jun 23, 2018

    7 THINGS TO KNOW ABOUT VBACS

    First, let me make something abundantly clear. However you birth your baby, you are an incredible, strong, beautiful mama. Birth matters,...

    Plan, Baby, Labor & Delivery, Pregnancy
  • By Scary Mommy   -   Jun 23, 2018

    WHEN A FRIEND DISCIPLINES YOUR CHILD IN A WAY YOU DON'T LIKE

    The first outing I made alone with my newborn and toddler was to the beach . For the first time during my maternity leave, I was going...

    Legs, Arm, Child, Cold, Eye, Friendship, The Motherhood Experience
  • By Scary Mommy   -   Jun 23, 2018

    HOW MEDITATION IS HELPING MY TWEEN SLEEP BETTER

    My son has never been a great sleeper. Even when he was a baby, it would take him a million years to unwind and fall asleep. We tried...

    Sleep, Baby, Health, Wellness, Tweens
  • ‘I Really Care' Clothing Exists - And It's Selling Out By Scary Mommy   -   Jun 22, 2018

    ‘I REALLY CARE' CLOTHING EXISTS - AND IT'S SELLING OUT

    “I really care” clothing is in response to Melania Trump's “I really don't care” jacket Melania Trump's tone-deaf fashion statement...

    Hands, News
  • The Best Golden Girls Swag To Make Life Less Sh*tty By Scary Mommy   -   Jun 22, 2018

    THE BEST GOLDEN GIRLS SWAG TO MAKE LIFE LESS SH*TTY

    This Golden Girls swag will turn your frown upside down Look, if you're not mentally and emotionally drained from our endless news...

    Senior, Plan, Mom, Baby, Trending
  • By Scary Mommy   -   Jun 22, 2018

    KATE SPADE NY PLEDGES $1 MILLION TO SUPPORTING MENTAL HEALTH CAUSES

    Kate Spade's company has already pledged $1 million to support mental health causes It's hard to believe it's only been two weeks since...

    News
  • UGG Makes Fluffy Summer Sandals For Moms Who DGAF By Scary Mommy   -   Jun 22, 2018

    UGG MAKES FLUFFY SUMMER SANDALS FOR MOMS WHO DGAF

    UGG + fluffy sandals = a cozy dream come true Summer has finally, finally arrived and with it comes extreme fatigue, so much heat,...

    Fatigue, Mom, Drop, Trending
  • By Scary Mommy   -   Jun 22, 2018

    MELANIA TRUMP WISHES REFUGEE KIDS SEPARATED FROM PARENTS ‘GOOD LUCK'

    Trump also told the kids to ‘be kind' to one another After sporting a not so subtle message on her jacket yesterday on the way to meet...

    Sport, News
  • Demi Lovato Reveals Relapse After 6 Years Of Sobriety With New Song ‘Sober' By Scary Mommy   -   Jun 22, 2018

    DEMI LOVATO REVEALS RELAPSE AFTER 6 YEARS OF SOBRIETY WITH NEW SONG ‘SOBER'

    Demi Lovato opened up about relapsing in new single Demi Lovato just released a candid song about the rocky road to recovery. The singer...

    News
  • By Scary Mommy   -   Jun 22, 2018

    HOUSE PASSES FARM BILL THAT COULD MEAN $20 BILLION CUT IN SNAP BENEFITS

    House farm bill could mean loss in SNAP and school lunches for 265,000 kids While we've been distracted by “I don't really care” jackets...

    Nutrition, Food, News
  • Melania Wears ‘I Really Don't Care' Jacket On Trip To Visit Detained Migrant Kids By Scary Mommy   -   Jun 22, 2018

    MELANIA WEARS ‘I REALLY DON'T CARE' JACKET ON TRIP TO VISIT DETAINED MIGRANT KIDS

    Melania Trump trolls us all by using her position of privilege to do a crappy thing While boarding a plane en route to Texas before...

    News
  • What Kind Of Mother? This Kind Of Mother By Scary Mommy   -   Jun 22, 2018

    WHAT KIND OF MOTHER? THIS KIND OF MOTHER

    What kind of mother sends her children across churning oceans and dangerous borders, not knowing what the future holds? What kind of...

    Face, Eye, The Issues, America
  • A Vibrator Pop-Up Shop Is The Thing You Didn't Know You Needed In Your Life By Scary Mommy   -   Jun 22, 2018

    A VIBRATOR POP-UP SHOP IS THE THING YOU DIDN'T KNOW YOU NEEDED IN YOUR LIFE

    It all started at a preschool fundraiser. Preschool fundraisers are where parents get together with friends, maybe drink some wine,...

    Mom, Massage, Let's Talk About Sex
  • By Scary Mommy   -   Jun 22, 2018

    ‘SPECIAL' BROWNIES AND OTHER SECRETS FROM A SPECIAL NEEDS MOM

    Today my 12-year-old asked if I put drugs in the brownies. He wanted fair warning before poking at the corners with his grimy little...

    Mom, Drugs, Digestion, Special Needs
  • By Scary Mommy   -   Jun 22, 2018

    THIS IS WHAT IT'S REALLY LIKE TO RECOVER FROM A D&C

    Trigger warning: miscarriage My Internet search history is bonkers this week. A few months ago, we got pregnant. Cue wild amounts of...

    Pregnant, Pregnancy, Child, Hands, Hospital, Miscarriage, Miscarriage & Stillbirth
  • By Scary Mommy   -   Jun 22, 2018

    MY DAUGHTER KNOWS SHE'S AN EARLY DEVELOPER. YOU DON'T NEED TO COMMENT

    My daughter walks towards me after school holding her lacrosse stick, wearing shorts that are too short. I hardly recognize her. She...

    Mom, Legs, Child, Breast, Breasts, Teens