• I Broke Up With My Toxic Father - Now He Wants To Reconnect By Scary Mommy   -   Dec 16, 2018

    I BROKE UP WITH MY TOXIC FATHER - NOW HE WANTS TO RECONNECT

    My parents divorced after my mother discovered that my father had been engaging in a series of extramarital affairs. He was also an...

    Alcohol, Relationships
  • Last-Minute Stocking Stuffers Because You Probably Forgot By Scary Mommy   -   Dec 15, 2018

    LAST-MINUTE STOCKING STUFFERS BECAUSE YOU PROBABLY FORGOT

    Let me be a warning to you. Do NOT, under any circumstances, only remember at 9 pm on Christmas Eve that you forgot to buy stocking...

    Scary Mommy Loves
  • Federal Court Quotes ‘The Lorax' In Ruling Against Forest-Destroying Pipeline By Scary Mommy   -   Dec 15, 2018

    FEDERAL COURT QUOTES ‘THE LORAX' IN RULING AGAINST FOREST-DESTROYING PIPELINE

    A federal court nixed plans for a pipeline being built across the Appalachian Trail The environment has finally, finally gotten a much-needed...

    Power, Plan, News
  • Amy Schumer's Very Realistic Pregnancy Selfie Is So Damn Relatable By Scary Mommy   -   Dec 15, 2018

    AMY SCHUMER'S VERY REALISTIC PREGNANCY SELFIE IS SO DAMN RELATABLE

    Pregnancy is the least glamorous thing ever and we love Amy Schumer for showing that There has been absolutely nothing glamorous or...

    Pregnancy, Brain, Child, Hospital, Mom, General
  • Priest Torments Mourners By Condemning Teen's Death By Suicide At His Funeral By Scary Mommy   -   Dec 15, 2018

    PRIEST TORMENTS MOURNERS BY CONDEMNING TEEN'S DEATH BY SUICIDE AT HIS FUNERAL

    During 18-year-old Maison Hullibarger's funeral, a priest criticized him for dying by suicide When Jeff and Linda Hullibarger met with...

    News
  • Mom Mortifies Son With Amazing Jumbotron Performance By Scary Mommy   -   Dec 15, 2018

    MOM MORTIFIES SON WITH AMAZING JUMBOTRON PERFORMANCE

    If you aren't embarrassing your kids, are you even a parent? It's some kids' dreams to make it on the Jumbotron during a sporting event....

    Sport, Mom, Trending
  • Corded Blinds Will No Longer Be Sold Due To New Safety Regulations By Scary Mommy   -   Dec 15, 2018

    CORDED BLINDS WILL NO LONGER BE SOLD DUE TO NEW SAFETY REGULATIONS

    As of today, all window coverings must comply with new safety standards New safety standards will limit the manufacturing of corded...

    Pregnant, Mom, News
  • My Teen Is Taking Driver's Ed, And This Is What It's Taught Me About My Own Mom By Scary Mommy   -   Dec 15, 2018

    MY TEEN IS TAKING DRIVER'S ED, AND THIS IS WHAT IT'S TAUGHT ME ABOUT MY OWN MOM

    You call up to me, “Mom, I'm leaving!” I listen to you waiting at the door before yelling it one more time. I answer, but you can't...

    Mom, Hands, Teens
  • This Is The One Thing That Matters In A Friendship By Scary Mommy   -   Dec 15, 2018

    THIS IS THE ONE THING THAT MATTERS IN A FRIENDSHIP

    In my mid-twenties, I worked in an office with a bunch of other women. There was one in particular who was my age, and we had lots...

    Cold, Friendship
  • Why Steak Is The Only Meal Delivery I Want By Scary Mommy   -   Dec 14, 2018

    WHY STEAK IS THE ONLY MEAL DELIVERY I WANT

    We. Work. Hard. Physically, emotionally, mentally ⏤ our days are stacked. When 4 p.m. rolls around, we're not ready to rally. We're...

    Teeth, Scary Mommy Loves, The Holiday Season
  • Thanks Target, For Reminding Us Santa Doesn't Need To Be White By Scary Mommy   -   Dec 14, 2018

    THANKS TARGET, FOR REMINDING US SANTA DOESN'T NEED TO BE WHITE

    Target has multi-cultural Santa wrapping paper and we are HERE for it As if I needed another reason to hand Target any more of my money...

    Hands, Fantasies, Trending
  • People Are Treating Dogs Like Children And Putting ‘Cheap' Dog Food Brands Out Of Business By Scary Mommy   -   Dec 14, 2018

    PEOPLE ARE TREATING DOGS LIKE CHILDREN AND PUTTING ‘CHEAP' DOG FOOD BRANDS OUT OF BUSINESS

    Dog foods made with premium ingredients are in high demand, which means lower-quality brands are seeing less profit If you have a pet,...

    Food, Legs, Child, Baby, News
  • 20 Cute Gifts For The Animal-Obsessed People In Your Life By Scary Mommy   -   Dec 14, 2018

    20 CUTE GIFTS FOR THE ANIMAL-OBSESSED PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE

    People who can't stop posting animal memes need presents, too. Whether it's giraffes, sloths, baby porcupines, or old fashioned kitty...

    Sleep, Baby, Scary Mommy Loves
  • Thank Your BFF For Being A Friend With This ‘Golden Girls' Monopoly Game By Scary Mommy   -   Dec 14, 2018

    THANK YOUR BFF FOR BEING A FRIEND WITH THIS ‘GOLDEN GIRLS' MONOPOLY GAME

    This Golden Girls monopoly game is going to take game night to a whole other level Winter should be spent curled up at home, with hot...

    Hands, Trending
  • The Royal Christmas Cards Have Arrived And They're Beyond Delightful By Scary Mommy   -   Dec 14, 2018

    THE ROYAL CHRISTMAS CARDS HAVE ARRIVED AND THEY'RE BEYOND DELIGHTFUL

    Meghan, Harry, William, and Kate have released their Christmas cards Christmas cards from loved ones are great. But Christmas cards...

    News
  • ‘Thank God You're Fat' By Scary Mommy   -   Dec 14, 2018

    ‘THANK GOD YOU'RE FAT'

    I am not a religious person. Still, I try to be consciously grateful for the things I have. A roof over my head. A persistently patient...

    Body Image, Health, Wellness
  • Orca Whales Casually Joined A Swimmer And The Video Is Literally Breathtaking By Scary Mommy   -   Dec 14, 2018

    ORCA WHALES CASUALLY JOINED A SWIMMER AND THE VIDEO IS LITERALLY BREATHTAKING

    If this video isn't proof that orca whales are the coolest animals on the planet, we don't know what is In today's edition of absolutely...

    News
  • 12 Vintage Toys You'll Want To Give Your Kids This Year By Scary Mommy   -   Dec 14, 2018

    12 VINTAGE TOYS YOU'LL WANT TO GIVE YOUR KIDS THIS YEAR

    There is nothing more nostalgic than gifting your child something you used to get so much pleasure in back in your playing days. So...

    Child, Scary Mommy Loves
  • This Man Has Dedicated His Life To Rescuing Children From Sex Trafficking. Here's How You Can Help By Scary Mommy   -   Dec 14, 2018

    THIS MAN HAS DEDICATED HIS LIFE TO RESCUING CHILDREN FROM SEX TRAFFICKING. HERE'S HOW YOU CAN HELP

    Most of us don't even want to think about child sex slavery, much less talk about it. Actually engaging with child sex traffickers...

    Child, The Issues, America
  • You're Going To Want Kirsten Gillibrand's Kids Book By Scary Mommy   -   Dec 14, 2018

    YOU'RE GOING TO WANT KIRSTEN GILLIBRAND'S KIDS BOOK

    Kirsten Gillibrand comes from a long line of strong women. Her great-grandmother Mimi, like so many of our grandmother and great-grandmothers,...

    General