• I F*cking Hate Halloween, And Here's Why

    28 days ago - By Scary Mommy

    Brace yourself, folks. I have a confession.
    Here goes: I fucking HATE Halloween.
    And I'm not just talking mild annoyance at the pumpkin spice explosion. Or cringe-worthy frustration at the inappropriate costumes. Or eye-rolling nausea at the obnoxious hashtags and photo shoots. mommyslittlepumpkin makemebarf
    I hate it all. I despise it. In fact, I downright loathe Halloween.
    I'm the Halloween Grinch, and here's why.
    1. Costume stress.
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