• ‘Twas The Night Before Back To School And I Can't Stop Thinking: ‘Weren't You Just Born?'

    1 month ago - By Scary Mommy

    How? How can you be starting school tomorrow? How is that possible? You just got here!
    I understand that this is what we're doing. The calendar is telling me - has been telling me since the end of June - that the new school year is starting but I just don't get it.
    I have questions.
    I think I missed the memo where your favorite stuffed animals became non-essential personnel. When did they receive notice of furlough? I'll be honest and tell you that turning around to drive ten miles back to the movie theater when we left Woobie wasn't my favorite.
    And, again, sorry for some of the words I...
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