• Having A Newborn And Toddler Is No Freaking Joke

    5 monthes ago - By Scary Mommy

    I have a four-week-old newborn and a toddler. I'm trapped in a loop of perpetual exhaustion. I spend my days with a cluster feeding infant so all I can do is sit on the couch watching YouTube conspiracy videos. Needless to say, I've been convinced by internet experts that we live in a simulation. If you're reading this, call for help. I've been a mom of two for almost two weeks and I think I've lost it. Now I just have to find the simulation code so I can program myself to get some sleep.
    During the day, I'm saying “no!”, “stop touching your penis”, and “We've already seen Boss Baby four...
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