• My Birth Plan For The Trump Era

    7 days ago - By Scary Mommy

    Dear hospital doctors and nurses: Inspired by the advice of The Internet, and against the wishes of my doctor, I have created the following highly specific plan for the upcoming birth of my son. Please follow it as closely as possible to ensure the magical birth experience I'm seeking as a woman in the Trump era. Thank you!
    My delivery is planned as: vaginal, with a C-section if needed. Either way, there will be blood coming out of my wherever. Anyone who can't handle that should leave the room and preferably the country.
    I'd like my partner present: before, during, and after labor. I...
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