The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week
9 monthes ago - By The Huffington Post
Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. So each week, we round up the most hilarious 140-character quips from moms and dads to spread the joy. Scroll down to read the latest batch and follow HuffPostParents on Twitter for more!
How to survive summer break?
Easy. Don't pick your kids up on the last day of school. - MyQuestionableLife May 18, 2017
Being a mom sometimes means that you need to hold Darth Maul's double-bladed lightsaber while he goes to poop. - O' live May 17, 2017
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