• When Your Spouse Is Also Your BFF

    22 days ago - By Scary Mommy

    Last week I was watching that old '80s remake of The Fly with Jeff Goldblum on Hulu. I approached my wife, Mel, in the kitchen, and said, “Let's just say...”
    Mel finished my sentence, “Hypothetically.”
    I stopped. I always stop there, and she smiles, and waits for my ridiculous question based on some horrible movie I've been watching.
    “That I was a brilliant scientist. I invented real, honest transportation. Only a fly got in the transporter with me accidentally, and now my genes have been spliced with that of a fly's, and I'm slowly turning into a massive human man fly?”
    I turned my back...
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