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Personal Hygiene Is A Constant Battle With My Teens
The other day, I opened the trunk to load all of our beach towels, feeling really proud of myself that I'd gotten up early enough to get my teenagers' asses up to get to the...
1 day ago - Scary Mommy
Getting Your Kids To School On Time In 1,923 Easy Steps
Moms everywhere are always complaining that the morning shit show of trying to wake, dress, feed and get their kids off to school on time is overwhelming, to say the least. And...
3 days ago - Scary Mommy
Sarah Hyland Shares Photo of Her Super-Toned Abs on Instagram
I don't know about you, but for me, Sarah Hyland is a damn inspiration. Is she successful and beautiful? Yes, sure, but that's not the reason: The girl has gone through...
16 days ago - Health
‘Green Shirt Guy' Laughing His Ass Off At MAGA Supporters Is The Best Viral Meme
A guy in a green polo has gone viral after a bunch of MAGA supporters tried to shut down a city council meeting Yesterday's feral hogs are today's green shirt guy. A guy in a...
16 days ago - Scary Mommy
Jameela Jamil Shares Pic Of Her Cellulite To Remind Us It's ‘Totally Normal'
Her latest social media post encourages us to celebrate our babebumps In a world of social media filters and photo editing apps, self love can be a bit complicated. Most of us...
18 days ago - Scary Mommy
Viral Tweet Points Out Ableism At Play With Unsafe Pathways
Seriously, who leaves these in the middle of a street? For those of us who are able-bodied, we may not always think about the number of impediments that can be out in public...
20 days ago - Scary Mommy
Woman's Husband Takes Huge Dose Of Ex-Lax And The Story Is Funny As Sh*t
The directions say to eat one block , not one bar If you've ever needed some, um, help to go to the bathroom, you may have tried a laxative to speed things along. And if you...
22 days ago - Scary Mommy
Sleep Regression Might Be Common, But It's Absolutely Brutal
Now that I've been through the baby stages with five little ones, I hold no expectations when it comes to how many hours I might sleep throughout the night. I've learned that...
30 days ago - Scary Mommy
Poop, There It Is - Except When You're Pregnant And Constipated
Each stage of pregnancy is uncomfortable in its own magical way, with symptoms phasing in and out as you move through the trimesters. But some annoying symptoms can settle in...
1 month ago - Scary Mommy
Buddha Bowl With Sesame Brittle
If I had the opportunity to offer up my number one go-to healthy meal, right now, I think I'd have to go with the Buddha Bowl (or power bowl, or food bowl... it goes by many...
1 month ago - Fit Bottomed Girls
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Improve Your Stability and Strengthen Your Abs With This Sculpting Dumbbell...
My favorite ab exercises change all the time, but one move that's a staple to any workout I do is the plank. I like doing planks because my core strength is always challenged...
First Death Tied to Lung Injury From Vaping Reported in Illinois
An Illinois resident who was hospitalized after suffering severe respiratory illness related to vaping has died, state health officials reported Friday.
First Death Reported as Cases Linked to Vaping Rise
The CDC reports the first death from severe lung injuries related to vaping. The adult from Illinois is among 193 potential cases in 22 states of people hospitalized for lung...
Ruth Bader Ginsberg has pancreatic cancer and received radiation treatments...
U.S. Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsberg has pancreatic cancer. Multiple media sources are now reporting that she recently underwent three weeks of radiation treatment...
Your Dog May Be Leading You to a Healthier Heart
Researchers found that compared with people who had no pets, dog owners tended to have fewer risk factors for heart disease: They got more exercise, and had healthier diets and...
The long trail of dead bodies false flags that follow around Bill Hillary...
“The decedent shot himself in the back of the head seventeen times with a long-barreled, single shot shotgun. A clear case of suicide.” No one with over two brain cells...
This Best-Selling Jacket Is The Perfect Way To Make Back-To-School Feel Cool...
The first day of school is stressful AF. The cliques, the stares, the silent judgement. And that's just the moms! Luckily, when it comes to the kids, there's an easy way to...
Pollution causes rates of angioplasties to spiral, say scientists
Doctors at the University Hospital in Krakow used data from nearly 16,000 patients who had undergone the operation, which is often dished out as an emergency surgery to treat a...
Computer Model Could Be Used To Test New Sickle Cell Medications
Sickle cell disease medication can be now tested using new computer model which mimics the way red blood cells become misshapen.
Elite athletes have high rates of oral disease despite brushing their teeth more
Researchers at The University College London blamed athletes' heavy use of sports drinks, gels and bars which can be high in sugar. Many athletes endorse such products.