A Sweary Mom's Manifesto
11 monthes ago - By Scary Mommy
My children wear clean clothes, eat healthy food, get lots of sunshine and exercise, and they also happen to hear the word “asshat” a lot.
I like to curse, and I have children. There, I fucking said it.
When they were babies, my children probably fell asleep to the soothing sound of me whispering “Fucknugget!” as I stepped on a rogue plastic toy tiptoeing out of their room. In the future, hearing F-bombs will be like fondly remembered lullabies to them.
Swearing is fun, entertaining, and a great stress reliever. And saying bad words doesn't make me a bad mother. Really, it doesn't. It...
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